Thursday, August 19, 2010

Advice from jerks

I asked my followers for some advice on how to improve my tweets. Here are some of their answers.

1. Have a better personality. (@erniebo)

2. Try being funny instead of a d-bag. (@jakebrake)

3. Give your keyboard to a drunk monkey. (@blistering)

4. Put your picture in your avatar instead of that lame twitterbird. (@itsallgood)

5. Don’t tell your followers to f$%# off. (tommygun)

6. No, God no, I take it back, please put that twitterbird back you ugly POS. (@itsallgood)

7. Step 1: Get a life. Step 2: Tell us about it. (@goaldigger)

8. Build a time machine, go back to 1o seconds before you got a twitter account, slap yourself. (@deveraux)

9. Destroy your computer and never set foot in the Internet again. (@peteswimmer)

10. Maybe talk about politics? (@politicsjunky) 

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