I asked my followers for some advice on how to improve my tweets. Here are some of their answers.
1. Have a better personality. (@erniebo)
2. Try being funny instead of a d-bag. (@jakebrake)
3. Give your keyboard to a drunk monkey. (@blistering)
4. Put your picture in your avatar instead of that lame twitterbird. (@itsallgood)
5. Don’t tell your followers to f$%# off. (tommygun)
6. No, God no, I take it back, please put that twitterbird back you ugly POS. (@itsallgood)
7. Step 1: Get a life. Step 2: Tell us about it. (@goaldigger)
8. Build a time machine, go back to 1o seconds before you got a twitter account, slap yourself. (@deveraux)
9. Destroy your computer and never set foot in the Internet again. (@peteswimmer)
10. Maybe talk about politics? (@politicsjunky)
